you know what, i’m irritated. i’m honestly very irritated at poor judges at auditions. why can’t they send some one who can at least appreciate different genres of music to come and decide? why is it that every fucking audition i go, i meet biased ‘judges’?! ok nevermind, that’s common, but these people bring it to a whole new level.
take 5 band category ‘judges’, especially that girl sitting at the corner, people like you are brainless for the following reasons.
1. we are sorry we came late, but seriously, your logistics sucked. signup sheets said ‘if you wanna change your slot, you are annoying.’ ok so this is back to you, YOU are annoying. you changed slots and failed to inform us in advance. oh sheesh, remind me why did i even apologise.
2. ‘you can’t take so long to setup in the canteen you know.’ – hey doofus, you were the ones who placed all the equipments in the wrong place you know. cymbals on wrong sides, no jacks, amps in wrong places, we need to plug our pedals, find the 1 snyth out of 100 in your keyboard, find a way to have a mic stand for backup vocals since you people can’t get one… seriously, stop blaming us for your lack of expertise. there’s such a thing called rehearsal and an AV department. if you people run this, i sit back for your epic fail.
3. ‘you can’t have such a noisy performance in the canteen.’ – gosh. i might have murdered you in the name of rock. noisy? with 25W tiny amps? with jacks so short that we can’t even shift the amps closer to you? with master volume @ 12 o’clock?! with a bass drum that slips away?! (smart people dunno how to setup like i said) gosh. how noisy can all the small things and poker face be? woman, if you can’t take distortion, get out. stop thinking everyone is like you who can’t take electro. we come in with electric guitar, drums and bass. what does your dimwitted mind tell you? expect mozart? oh, and the signup sheet mentioned ‘if you are quiet we will kick you out.’
4. we worked so hard. D: and all you said was you are noisy. how appreciative as an audience. i love you. NOT. go fuck yourself. don’t you know what you are supposed to say as a judge? it’s not personal preference hello.
so all in all, why should we feel discouraged? i should have offered you my fullest attitude along with my shoe thrown into your face. you suck. you shouldn’t be here. we are playing with passion, if you didn’t think we rocked, at least shut up and stop judging us on stupid irrelevant things. comments on music please, from someone who can put aside everything and embrace it with an open arm.